Showing posts with label Juan Pierre sucks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Juan Pierre sucks. Show all posts

Saturday, March 14, 2009

I struck out the side of the Dutch lineup.....and I liked it!


The mysterious Minotaur

The Dodgers defeated the Brewers today, bring there meaningless spring training record up to 9-6. Kershaw struggled a little bit, and this would be cause for concern if he were not to make a minimum of at least three or (probably) four more starts this spring.

People.....the Dodgers have 22 spring training games remaining! Last year they played a total of 33, this year they play 37. Why have 4 extra games? Well I don't know, but spring training seems absurdly long this year. Pitchers and catchers reported on Valentines Day and Opening Day is April 7.

So yeah....I think concerns about Manny not being ready are a little overblown at this point. Manny walked twice, singled once, and then joked his timing "sucked."


Headline in today's Boston Globe:
MANNY WALKS TO SLOW TO FIRST BASE AFTER 4TH BALL


In the meantime, MSTI has launched a campaign to save the Vincent Chase of utility players, and as usual, it means ragging on Juan Pierre. Given the recent Manny stuff going down in Boston, I want to see Juan Pierre moved to Boston to test whether the Red Sox will love him for some bizarre reason. It could happen: remember how much Red Sox fans are totally in love with Dave Roberts for that steal.

How could Davey Johnson lead such a talented team to underachieving? Oh wait...

Also.....Jake Peavy is a traitor. 14.40 against Canada and Puerto Rico? At least he won't be giving up 18 hits to the Dutch tomorrow when America is uncerimoniously eliminated from the World Baseball Classic. Trust me people, it's happening because these players just don't care.

So I say that next time we replace the baseball players with American lady pop stars. I'm so-so on Katy Perry's music, but I'm pretty damn sure she could shut down the Dutch lineup better than Peavy could.

Katy Perry: 4.1 IP, 3 H, BB, ER, 4 K
Jake Peavy: 2IP, 6 H, 3 BB, 6 ER, 2 K

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Dodgers beat Diamondbacks....and I don't care

I watched the first four innings of today’s Diamondbacks-Dodgers spring training game and was mildly pleased with what I saw. (What I heard on the other hand was a lot of Steve Lyons….Vin you can never retire) Webb didn’t pitch well but he seemed more concerned about not tipping off the Dodger hitters than finding the strikezone. Basically Furcal and Hudson showed what they can do at the top of a lineup: walk, hit and run, and steal a base. This is of course pointless because it was Andre Ethier and not Manny Ramirez hitting 3rd, and I guarantee things like that hit and run won’t happen if Manny is hitting there. Still it’s nice to see them functioning as a 1-2 pair even though as I mentioned before Russell Martin should be hitting second. Anyway, Loney had a two run single and Blake hit a ball out, then I stopped watching



Kuroda showed none of Webb’s concerns as he aggressively hit his spots and K’d a number of Diamondbacks. Was this wise? Well if you’re not tipping your pitches and you throw your best stuff, I don’t see how it hurts anymore.

Juan “0 for 3” Pierre had a good defensive play…..which just goes to show if you’re willing to crash into walls in spring training, well you’re going to be upset about a lack of playing time during the regular season. For the spring Pierre is hitting around .125.

Manny debuts Thursday against Korea. No biggie really….if he gets fooled by some exotic Korean pitcher, I’m not worried, and if he takes said pitcher deep, well no real reason to get excited. Quite frankly he should focus on bunting and legging it out ala Major League, because I’m pretty sure that’s the only thing he can’t do offensively.

Monday, March 9, 2009

Wow.....it took til the 3rd post to get to Juan Pierre sucks!

So Jason Schmidt made his spring debut today vs. the Rangers. Could have gone better but I wasn’t overly concerned. He gave up a 3 run homer to Taylor Teagarden (which is either the best baseball name or the worst) but from what I can gather Teagarden can hit for power. I really don’t know what to think on this one because I wouldn’t be terribly excited if Schmidt had totally dominated either. Spring training is just that training…..although I hope for Kevin Millwood’s sake he was tinkering with some kind of pitch and that’s why he got absolutely shelled. Good to see that teammates Andruw Jones and Kevin Millwood seem to be taking the same path in their post-Braves career.

More important is who is our 5th starter going to be? As one always should do, I looked ahead at the schedule to see if the Dodgers need a 5th starter when they break camp. They need someone to start April 10 vs. Arizona, but after that they can go until April 18th vs. Colorado before they need another one and then need a consistent 5th starter. Thus far I am not particularly excited by any of the names being thrown around: Schmidt has injury problems, Vargas is a journeyman, Shawn Estes has been shelled, and Eric Milton has shown a habit of pitching in and out of trouble. I’m not really considering McDonald or Troncoso at this point because I feel they should start the season in the bullpen, and Jeff Weaver has only been talked about in a relief context at this point. My personal preference is a healthy Schmidt, I think this first start is a lot of rust coming off but he needs to start performing soon to win the 5th spot. After Schmidt I’d take Weaver or Vargas.

Personally I believe whoever does win the 5th spot will end up being replaced by McDonald in roughly June or so which is the right way to go. I’d rather have McDonald build confidence in the bigs in a relief role than have to go out and feel the pressure to perform immediately. It also helps keeping his innings down, always critical with a young pitcher.

Past the starting pitching there were two other bright points today. First Kuo pitched without pain in a B game, which is a step in the right direction. Unfortunately I think the Dodgers will always have to deal with some kind of injury issue with Kuo, not through his own fault, but because he seems to be one of these guys fated to always have injury issues. Maybe there’s something wrong with him mechanically but tinkering with an effective pitchers mechanics is a dangerous game.

Second, Xavier Paul continues to rake in spring training. To be honest I feel Paul has essentially forced the Dodgers hand as to his career future. If they envision him as a starter, then he needs to start looking for apartments in New Mexico. If however they feel he can be a bench player, well now is the time really. I don’t see him cracking the Dodgers spectacular outfield this year or for that matter next, so I’m inclined to put him in the 4th outfielder role. The roster spot he’d take would almost assuredly be Delwyn “Vincent Chase of Utility Players” Young or Jason “DL by Tax Day” Repko, but in all honesty it should be Juan Pierre’s. Paul seems to be a more complete player than Pierre, which is of course like saying The Dark Knight seems like a more complete movie than the trailer for The Happening. I could live with him taking Young or Repko’s place, but if the Dodgers are going to end up releasing Pierre, why not now instead of later?